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Saturday, October 25th
The Hotel Vernon
Worcester, MA

It's the Hotel Vernon Halloween Party! There will be prizes given for the best Pirate costume, Skimpiest outfit on a woman's costume, and most candy given out. Well, not prizes exactly, more like thumbs up. Joe will personally judge the candy phase of the contest.


Wednesday, November 26th
Gilriens
Worcester, MA

Twas the night 'fore Thansgiving
and the Valves were out giggin'
but all Joe could think about
was next day's out-piggin'
"more turkey, more stuffing, more taters once mashed,
more cupcakes, more meatballs, and the twinkies I've stashed,
Just pile it all here, on the plate on the table
and hope a good movie is on basic cable"
So while you're all dancing, and digging the show,
be thankful that Thursday, you won't eat next to Joe


Remember!! Every night with The Valves is
LADIES NIGHT!!
All HOT ladies who flash the band will be much appreciated.
(What do you win? Umm... our eternal gratitude?)
Hot men are welcome to flash Katie, but she'll probably just say "Eeeeew gross"

A Review

"The Valves are one of the best, if not THE best, R&B Horn bands I have ever amplified or even seen for that matter. The female lead vocalist ( Reagan ) has an absolutely beautiful voice and is quite pleasing to the eye as well.. and she plays Sax! Both guitar players sing and play great. Tenor sax player sings and plays great. Bass player adds any additional background Vocals. The musicianship it top notch across the board. They have all the instrumentation to make this music sound correct. So in a nutshell, The Valves can play and sing any song they want and nail it! Wonderful song list. They cover all sides of the R&B spectrum. I really enjoyed the band. Can't wait to have them back."

Richie Sky, Sound Tech, Geraldine's Night Club. W. Springfield, MA

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